*I* thought it was funny

Doe broke a mug. One of my big coffee mugs.
It started falling out of the microwave so she caught it
and from her story

the burro has no connection to the story 

 it sounds like in catching it
she basically slammed it onto the counter.
The small cuts weren't noticeable until she started eating popcorn.
I don't know why but I thought this story was funny.