One of the Few Joys of Parenthood is Humiliating Your Offspring

In the car home from bball practice: 
I'm gonna pop some tags only got 20 dollars in my pocket...
MOM! Mom! Seriously, Mom? I mean seriously? How old are you? Aren't you like 50? Just stoOop.
Louder now: I'M GONNA POP SOME TAGS only 20 DOLLARS IN MY POCKET
Oh my gosh Mom....how...how do you even know this song?!!! Oh my gosh. 
You're like the most embarassing mother ever.
I wear your Granddad's clothes...I look incredibowl....