This is currently the scene in our humble abode 28 minutes prior to departure.
Mom I have picked the perfect memento for our trip to China! I'm going to get a TATTOO in China!
Mom I really need you to see this. Mom! Mom! MOM! MOoOm! (WHAT?!! FOR GOD'S SAKE WHAT.DO.YOU.NEED?!!!)
softer voice now...geezmomijustwantedtoshowyouwhaticandowithmyphone
Mom why CAN'T I just take the wheels off my LandYachtz board and slide it down the back of the bag? It will only be sticking out a little bit on the end?
Beloved: TANK...I'm TELLING you...that board will get *snapped in two*
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